Saturday, January 30, 2010

Kate Playground Materbating Vids



Well, the title of today certainly can not read either. Thanks, Internet Explorer.

Every year travel to the enchanted islands thousands of tourists from around the world. We are talking about the Galapagos Islands , to be this strange middle name to that in the age of piracy (but this is not now, Mrs. Gonzalez-Sinde ?) The sailors could not locate the fog that accumulated around it as the day and go through the same spot reappeared. Every tourist leaves his small mark on these islands. For example, the Japanese, they were aluciandos with a tree that grows in wetlands and that looks like a bonsai big, that nonsense is not it? This is the Scalesia atractyloides scalesia or for friends. Japanese tourists visiting the island tend to plant one of these trees with his name beside those of his family. For just over $ 1000 a year in charge of caring for them and others to tree Japanese families survive beyond the death of their owners.

There is another anecdote that explains another Once the name of the enchanted islands. American soldiers who were shipwrecked near an island decided to cross it by the shortest route to the unexplored jungle to seek help from the ships of the other side. Experts on the survival of the likes of Bear Grills , the last survivor began their walk, but never reached the other side, his belongings were found, but their bodies never found.

Subparagraphs a hand, we have the other side of the tourists, Russian tourists. Like the English, they seem to have tied and without food for days to release them in other countries and devastate everything. In this case, good Russian tourists do not understand some excursions and cultural visits without a good bottle of vodka. In the case of islands, a pair of Russians, taken from the encyclopedia of topics were on vacation there, near the small forest of Japanese. As I explained that the largest turtle, the mountain can exceed 300 kg in weight, they did not think more and with their faces red and got drunk on each side of the tortoise and began trying to lift it. They force until almost fucked up, then gave up and picked up their bottles. The guide was a little pissed, but followed his path.

This time playing a beach protected by a diversity of marine iguanas, These iguanas are characterized by dark and breathe under water, unlike land iguanas a brown color living in inland areas of the islands. The guide was explaining to the Russians the great adaptability of these reptiles coming from the continent and that quickly evolved according to their situation and even some within the same island.

Then, turn around and see one of the Russians by circling in the air to one of the largest iguana by the tail, hallucinations. " P. .. Pe ... But. What does! " - said the Russian tourist guide - " I'm doing to fly to see if fits well and leave you wings "- responded with all the Russian logic. While the guide was still wide open eyes, immediately grabbed a Russian one by the tail and began to style duels Locomía iguanas. The poor had to stop to see the bugs were not out wings, but what if it were two policemen left them locked up with international background and packed them on the next plane to the mainland. only had 3 days of vacation under the 15 islands, and it seems that only came to see a small part of an island, chances are your women come to see the rest.

A salute to the guide, probably not read this in your life, and whenever it passes through body VLOS and ask him to another ice cream.

Today: (another rare title) Slot - Мёртвые звёзды

Friday, January 15, 2010

Moisturizers To Use With Tazorac

The 2009's The Nail

It's been nearly a year without news The Nails. What has happened during this last year?

now almost 1 in 10 people is unemployed or without work, according to polls appears that is not the same, The Nails was not spared either. In the work of his life came to relishing to all staff a wide range: Or they are fired for the purchase by another shell company that could dispense with their services or become part of new staff and new recruits losing their old and waiving the right of their corresponding of idemnización pay in the process.

The play is not bad if we think that the owners of both companies ... Are the same! Nothing suspicious was The Nail inevitable. Months later, when he was already fully sure of his job, his boss offered him pick almost a whole month on holiday because they did not assign seats. Back from their long vacation, the boss told dismissed him, so the street without settlement, the ancient lost it and the days that she deserved for months and had used worked. Anyway the holiday period it paid on the payroll, so his former boss did not save anything, but hey, people feel better by doing these things as bad English film.

The Nail then devoted all his effort to go every few days to appear to stop, collect and refine the layout of its braking . Of course she had to go to their new home and move to an apartment larger than his parents had given her a zero rent. It seems incredible, but it was better, dishes and cutlery remain clean due to its exclusive diet of foods as burgers and the house looks clean, and certainly does not smell. Who am I, after all, to judge, if I had long enough to burn my sense of smell with the smell that was around him.

With a curriculum that could include the record of stay of less than 2 weeks as a waiter, to empty the box giving the wrong change, all companies raffled it. In summer, someone told him that was a while taking courses in unemployment starting geriatric care, laboratory assistant and so on, and eventually found work. So The Nail not hesitate a moment to sign up the course of geriatric caregiver, and when asked why exactly the course when he first indicated he could be other better without the option of changing smoking, he said: - "No, no, nobody told me. It was thought My "-. We, as always, I occurred to me the other day to make a Smurfs movie about living in a giant tree and communicate with nature by introducing its appendices in selected holes of the animals. The thing is he learned a lot. Eg How would believe that intorduce suppositories? Well no, you have to put them upside down, pointing out that without disturbing fits well within what is being ass hole.

During the course, the state gave aid for transportation and lunch. So, as it was relatively close, just charging more doing the course that cost him a deal for a course in which half the time you had sex or poop jokes. Come to think, The Nail could have created a cult of its braking during these exchanges of knowledge, and their sexual experiences and to talk .

swear, that for these courses was compulsory to practice with real people to pick up the drool, kleenex, food, clean ass, changing diapers and putting suppositories backwards. No doubt a very rewarding job. But that does not say anything. Shortly we shall see him working, this year, so we prepared the asses of your elders.

Today: Fireflight - So Help Me God

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Catchy Phrases For A Bachelorette Party

The brutality of death stupid




“I’m not trying to be low fidelity, ” he added. “I’m trying to be handmade. You don’t go into a bakery and say, ‘That apple pie is handmade, that’s a “lo-fi” pie.’ You realize the crust looks a little rough around the edges, it looks like somebody’s grandma made this, and all of a sudden it’s comforting.”


Hace poco escribí en mi twitter: "Formalmente para mi ya es una década de mierda". Hoy a la tarde mientras esperaba a mi banda para test Jay Reatard I learned that he had been found dead in his bed. I was late for Reatard and yet I have it clear his work, nor their importance, nor saw his future. Not among my favorites, I have not listed in records of the year, no essential disk. I think what I liked about Reatard, rather than his music, was his presence. With that long hair and look so round, like a child, a child full of urgency and energy. I do not know, for the simple reason that I did not stop to analyze it, Reatard was central to the music, if he was about to be or if it was only a lie. It is now not the time to find out, because these things will resolve themselves. In general, the destinations are unavoidable and if the target was to change the status quo, in this case music, these discs are already recorded, these concerts are filmed and the interviews given. Virtue is that it determined to be somebody in life. To exist beyond it.

Reatard good trip.





Jay Reatard plays "My Shadow" outside of the Sailor Jerry store in Downtown Philly.