Monday, March 29, 2010

Kate Playground Materbating

Flagellation (and part III)

This is the final piece of the trilogy, but it has nothing to do with the Relgion. Many say it's the smart-ass before the cycle closes with the loss of religious faith, and stuff, and although the two are dated in the same year, 1963, relidad, Winter Light was a year earlier, in 1962. The gafapastas are believed to Ingmar Bergman is the George Lucas of crazy movies, ending a saga that continues 20 years later, at the end we will see that yes there is some resemblance.

At the beginning of this movie sounds like the ticking of a clock, a mysterious appeal to symbolize something, the temporality of being and the immortality of ... the concept of standing fridge . But when resumes near the end, when a caretaker winds his watch as a protagonsita think will die, tic-tac, tic-tac ... The protagonist is passed what he had, as usual, and the movie never ends. For that reason alone deserves a apaluso to infamy. The symbolism was not such gafapastas duck down, this begins.

Silence - Ingmar Bergman (1963)

Since the beginning of a Bergman film, I've learned to notice what are the mental defects of each of the characters. First, a woman because of an unknown disease, probably mental, and that is about to die, he spends the entire movie masturbating and grumbling about everything. His sister is a Nordic carved to look like Sophia Loren , only uglier and more tits (this will have the opportunity to check repeated times in the film, as we shall see later), and that makes the water taste orcate local black pudding. And finally, a boy, the son of the Norse, which is apparently normal, but inconsistencies in the script seem to behave like a retard with an overdose of caffeine.

The film is different from the other two forming trilogy, and that the subject should try to address the religious issue. Perhaps one can say gafapasta understood that the total absence of God issue mean total loss of faith. Sure, and Die Hard 4 is the manifestation of a religious crisis of the ciborium. Another element are introducing tits to be a film of 1963, more tits are one of the latest films Bigas Luna , in total I seem to remember that there are at least four scenes with tits. And the last main element is the total irrelevance of dialogues fully triggered (and that gives me an idea for the song's end), only five dialogues throughout the film in which the first sentence has an answer.

Use the excuse that the players are temporarily in a foreign city whose language invented not understand, so to speak and that no one will answer. Must be a private joke Bergman. What an actor replied this movie to another: "THE SILENCE" , descojonante.

Bergman was aware that movies makes absurd, so when you wonder when they will leave the clowns in this circus appear ... Dwarves! Oh, yes, they speak a language poorly recorded and rural accent, as when in the spy movies speak to a guy with a mustache, the other guy with glasses that you have to translate what he says. But the language these people are a little familiar ... oh, is English, but as they say is loose filler phrases typical of their hometown, which is as well put in your luggage: Madrid, as " Come on, asshole "or" was good, dude . A little inaccurate, as all managers know that Madrid is on an island in the pacific and not in Mexico.

can not miss the scenes "But why what the fuck me all this? . In one, the concierge at the hotel which houses our beloved beings, tells the boy his life in an incomprehensible language, which he does not understand and while teaching some pictures of people sad and full of lice. The child of takes, runs away and hides under a carpet in a mysterious plane, let stand a little one. It does not get to know anything about them, or who out in them and even the janitor remembers them. And another: A tank crosses the street, outside the hotel where they are staying and then continues down the street shaking the walls. For that scene could have used a Diplodocus with a svastika painted pink and have the same or more impact to the plot.

The scene that made me more grace is the mother of the child who wears a white dress and goes to the street, take a coffee and the waiter makes pervert like you drop something under the table, with dissimulation in the ass, just to see if her skirt is no hair or wool.

Then she gets into a theater across the street and half a day, go inside a couple fucking epileptic which at the height of his best attack. Naked, the bartender looks down and perverted before. Shortly after returning to your room with spots, perhaps with a hand, strategically placed in the ass, back and breasts. His dying sister and masturbatory asked what has made ... but that tells you all the details.

I fuck the movie saying that the sick (that dies) leaves the little boy a mysterious role in the words of invented language of that city, as if the end point does fit all the pieces of a twisted and incoherent argument. The mother reads it, thinking, "What nonsense , it dies and says he writes as platypus, sock and all suck it up." I think the mother was illiterate and was actually written " I'm your mother. And the other is bitch" showing that Star Wars did not invent anything, tying in with what I said at the beginning of the article.

PS: At the end of the second article of this series I have seen that the kiosks are selling Bergman movies, I am glad that this series of destructive criticism have nothing to do with it. Anyway, it's a good opportunity to understand cinema putruñesco today. If you find them, it is mandatory purchase with GI Joe: The Movie also kiosks. It's just as bad but at least you will laugh more. Sale a villain called Piton , enough said.

Today: Van Halen - Unchained

Friday, March 26, 2010

Best Youth Beginner Tennis Racquets



I pause the movie journey to hell, to make another tribute to another great panorama interneteril sordid present. The Trolololo Guy, who has won the heart youtube fan of memes from 4chan of facebook, that great unknown, and even buenafuente program.

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Gozadlos that there is more: icons for messenger

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Purple Highlights With Brown Hair

my love The time is right to ask out the girl you like

La Música es un asunto de todos

From Friday 26 March to Friday 16 April from 21 hours in the bar "El Cisne "will be playing:

: Mofa - 26/03

www.myspace.com / mofabrigade

With four albums above, the expressions of my Silence (1996) Behind a thousand colors (1998) 12 Songs (2001) 45 minutes to where buildings grow (2004), Mofa transit emo punk and '90s, the emotion, the music and message, this time in a format Acoustic specially prepared for this date.


: Yilet: 9 / 04

www.myspace.com / Yilet

If they could find alternative ways to define courage, love, compassion, might be: "A woman and a guitar" That is much love, promises Yilet

: Polar Adventure: 2 / 04

www.myspace.com / excursionespolares

Polar Adventure is a gift. In a land where it is an increasingly precious rarity to find a name you wake Curis, Tours Polar seems to have planted the gift without knowing it. And in general, beauty is external to itself. Indie guitar, we need everyone. All.

: Greyhounds: (Host)

www.myspace.com / losgalgoslosgalgos

literature robbing his one great theme: love.

: SUB: 16/04

www.myspace.com / pluspus

John is a factory. Pedals, instruments, guitars, sound, small and convincing evidence that noise may have the primary melody. The sound of things.

: The Eighth Sacred: 16/04

www.myspace.com / laoctavasagrada

Let silence do the talking and the ambient sound. "Experimentation to power? Waiting on the date take by assault.

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: Guest Djs: Leonardo Aguirre



Inrocks Writing in years, co-founder of the music page we miss most "Velvet Rockmine" pearls in Time Out and Terra. But none of that matters to those who know the record collection of Leo Aguirre, wall to wall, all those years of love, commitment, kindness and dedication to music so endearing. As himself. Gustavo Alvarez Nuñez



GAN settle a personal account with some of those who organized this cycle. Finally comes for us to say: You put all the indie raging in my walk-man. Without Spleen but with headphones ready for battle. Sebastian D



Sebaxxxtian understand music from Buenos Aliens to Chemical Brothers Museum. Dj not need the clarification of "non-dj" when it comes to a person by his friends is defined as "the fuckin wikipedia music." Facing his first electronic project in 2010 with "Maps." Agustín Alonso



Scott for friends. "I can put whatever you want? wonder when he was invited. Of course, because the surprises of someone as lovable as Scott always welcome. Longing for the unexpected from a person who spends the most sensitive indie punk with an enviable ease, but without losing its elegance.

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cooperation is appreciated infinite Bar Swan and all the friends who made this possible
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Monday, March 22, 2010

Should I Be Nervous For Asvab Test

Flagellation trolololo Icons (Part II)

can define what film is like a lot of moving images to tell a story and, finally, entertain or some shit gafapástica automasturbatoria to tell the world: - "I'm God on earth who makes movies for anyone to go to the movies and then blame piracy. Is not understand my film? Then you are delayed . Oh, and how I happen to criticize the more cryptic Bergman film without understanding all its metaphors and symbolism ranker. So easy.

Winter Light - Ingmar Bergman (1963)

It weighs important the sacrament of communion, which are only 5 people in the first mass of the film, and some of them asleep despite giving them a good drink wine with the host, following Mass in the church will empty. I think that here laid the foundation Bergman teen horror movies, which are disappearing one by one the characters taking order so incredible as going from least to most leading protagonist in the film. Shortly after this mass, they begin to dance on the screen people who recognize their mentally retarded, and in turn they are discussed with their pastor, that of the hosts.

The priest touches your desk, while a couple tells his digestive problems seeing the TV news Matías Prats, have spent 20 seconds in silence and only see his hand creeping slowly over the four fingertips . Surely God symbolizes the spider with its legs materialized in the fingers of the priest who will jump to the shoulder of the parishioner who asked for advice. What does not? What what will it be?

The problem is that the priest has a crisis, does not understand the silence of God and begins to doubt his faith while he thinks that a guy crucified and bleeding is a symbol of love ridiculous. His wife died, probably haunted by another mental illness, and the guy is screwed, regardless of their stripes.

" God, why hast thou mine abandoned."

The narrative stops, and the blonde to strip the priest at the present time tells you half the film in person, over a letter, and for twenty long minutes, something you have to imagine instead of to get it displayed on screen, the deconstruction of cinema. The Ferran Adria of movies, it sucks.

Have referred to God spider in the film? Is it possible? So you can imagine, at least not entirely. The priest staged Claudia Schiffer's joke when talking to a parishioner who has serious doubts about suicide, is that joke where a guy goes to confession: " was winter. And there was a girl in blonde hair balls in the street, with all the falling snow. I offered him shelter and I went home for hot soup and take a cold will not happen. I checked it was Claudia Schiffer , and she wanted to thank me again taking off all her clothes. We were fucking all weekend in all possible positions and in the end I left sleeping in the bed completely exhausted to come to church "-" Fuck . That strong Father. "Likewise, when the guy comes to tell their troubles on the world is very ill and that he wants out of the way, the end is the priest who tells his troubles to him and be more screwed than it was.

Full of cheap philosophy as: " Without glasses I see blurry, as if you were not real. Actually, they do not exist . "That rule of thumb, if I cover my ears this movie can go for good. Even in Photography is like Marcelino, Pan y Vino . This issue of getting cross-eyed distort reality can give hours of debate Garci and his colleagues, I'm sure.

The movie ends before the end, people who saw her on film in its day must have said: " But what is this? " And a guy who asks a question of the Gospel will discover that in Jesus, Like him, God left him at the end of his life when he bids farewell to his disciples, teaching fellowship. As usual in films of this being, one might ask - "Why the hell me all this ."

final message: ... I guess ... " If only a priest can help 're really screwed."

The creation of man according to Bergman


Today: Celldweller - I Believe You

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Sport Initiation Ideas

More than you think





Well. Things. Other time I have a long post saved that can not finish. Basically because I wonder why so much effort. After I get over it, remember to be rock journalist worth today at least not hard or not hard get paid the same da, upload it and move on. After all is not important, only ghosts are those who do own torment.

But love is what I want to speak on this Saturday so moist and full where you look at the attacks of vanity and tenderness. Before going to dinner, I tell you something personal.

few months ago now, almost a year, I uploaded three songs to myspace Greyhounds. As always scary, but fear of someone who wants to be heard, contrary to popular belief, not the bad criticism. No. It is total ignorance. No matter that this fiber is playing, what matters is to play some. Everything else through the records, the experience, trials, perseverance, learning, live and time is fixed. Everything. The bands do not find their limit until it is raised. Until they do they can always go further. Neverending story.

Then ..... good a day by Bruno Battaglia I found Garcons. And first what is Garcons? After the crisis staff why naked all the time? And there's the fiber. I did not deal with Garcons side as I was and played the most lasting love, first comes denial, because we know they are not to modify, then avidly reading all Garcons. The photos, their personal blogs, their Flickrs and everything they produce. And the next step: talking. And there we are, 2.0 epistolary communication is endless. Or routines, as the best love.

Far from the details that are sensitive and therefore should not appear in public, a day and Alejandro just because of nothing I asked if he could send " More than you think " because I wanted to include it in a playlist personal, a gift for someone else. I think at that moment, in a strange way and by someone who does not know (personally it clear) that I realized that I do songs. Not for anything else, for that I make songs and interpret them for that. The day that I recorded in a small space that cover the son of a pop attempt foiled in the early 90's all I could think is "no longer do more songs like this because now everyone has the tools to locate anyone" . Maybe that's why this time is so hard to forget, the constant presence of a click away, the inexplicable "in a relationship with" facebook or more shy "Women and occupied" flickr they say, give him away, everything. Shot in the forehead for " say the distance is oblivion "....

But there is that song. Now on the playlist of someone who does not know but that another person other than the way I miss certain things, that in the distance are more loving, more tender, more real. Well there it is, doing what the song has to do: company.

few weeks ago Arturo said he was in love with this cover, thanks to Vineland gave me a "ok cool" and others prefer Sala Lugones more because as I told in an email "I met my girlfriend there." Today are those things that determine the radar of writing, that the number of bands heard or what to do. Is the air, more or less does not matter as long you can breathe and breathe more, which determines what songs. I do not remember who said it, but the heritage of the songs is in the air, the virtue of who writes this in trap, like alien species from an archaeological museum that no longer exists ....

Then love. Today I rise on a very wet and I find that a boy from Monterrey wants songs. That is a bit like saying I want me and therefore, by rhizome at all I loved, everything I love and no doubt all that I'm starting to love.

So what is the famous success? I do not know girls, boys, species of all types and color. For me success is to touch the fiber of a heart. And whatever happens has to happen. For example getting into ipods, players, playlists and other technological devices that say I miss you, want to see you, hello how are you? I hope not too bad.



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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Modern Wedding Songs For Cutting The Cake

Flagellation (Part I)

And here is what was promised, my trip to hell. I've been watching bad movies life, the soundtrack to Alone in the Dark captivated me when stuck in an erotic scene with a shoehorn, accompanied the action with the theme 7 Seconds, who put it into Kiss FM, but not because of love, and dealing with children in Africa do not choose where to be born, and certainly would not choose a place where a child dies every 7 seconds, pure romanticism. Good choice of subject, Uwe .

To understand the work of the great movies today Cagarro must look to the past, notably one of the best directors of the twentieth century, who made a trilogy centered on the theme of God. Here is the first party, who will defend Ingmar Bergman to go out the door please.

As in a Mirror - Ingmar Bergman (1961)

" This night is going to be fun but we all about to mourn. "

There's nothing to add mystery to a film as implying that all participants are freaks. First the daughter admits to having an ear more acute after a disease was treated with electroshock.'s son it is little more than pot Anthony Perkins in Psycho each time he thinks of women, and if his sister crazy little hints you all the time and it just end up fucking in the rain, and Finally, the father gets to mourn every time you left alone. Going to the troops in an isolated house on the beach must be the party.

We have a Max Von Sydow who must be Jude Law at that time, being virtually nailed, this is the first thing that stands out to "enjoy " at this time. Despite all its flaws leaves you feeling that you're watching a movie better than those put in telecinco desktop, and that is something worthy to consider. The film references in that time had to Marisol and Joselito as big stars, and Mary Poppins as a great international success. Must be taken into account to compare the quality of the cinematography, which latter was limited to close Marisol artificial smile and shots of horses and all kinds of crap going on side next to the screen. In this there are plans that follow the protagonist, contrasts of light and memorable planes, yes, but has a great scourge, here goes.

" suicide in Switzerland decided to rent a car and found a cliff. In the afternoon I got up and drove the car at full speed toward him. Just before the car broke down, the gearbox failed and the car stopped with the wheels hanging abroad. "

" Why the hell me all this."

Von Sydow This phrase sums up what is the plot in this movie. We know that you are all piradísimos, regodearos you like it, but things that contais go anywhere, and do not clarify anything, quite the reverse. To add more mystery to the film, and a surprise at the end, I guess.

almost complete absence of music is best, because when the violins sound dramatic it seems that the apocalypse will happen, but the reason for this must be someone leaned on the jukebox when it should not during recording.

If the premise of hallucinations, madness and sudden mood swings can reeconducir the subject of God, any issue can be addressed in the same way.

" I have seen God, was a giant spider with flamethrowers and chainsaws bound with duct tape on the legs that has tried to sodomize . If you see the film will surprise you that the end is not very different from this.

final message: " I do not know if love is proof that God exists or God is love, just know that is twice as animal, because it is cat and spider .

The following is the jewel in the crown, I have fear ...

Today: Youssou N'Dour & Neneh Cherry - 7 Seconds (Uwe Boll Edition)

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Halloween Costumes When You Have Crutches

Coming soon ... Fails

In a self-destructive cycle I decided to go a step further and do something I've been holding for a long time. In the next post, you will have my impressions of what few people have dared to do.