Monday, March 29, 2010

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Flagellation (and part III)

This is the final piece of the trilogy, but it has nothing to do with the Relgion. Many say it's the smart-ass before the cycle closes with the loss of religious faith, and stuff, and although the two are dated in the same year, 1963, relidad, Winter Light was a year earlier, in 1962. The gafapastas are believed to Ingmar Bergman is the George Lucas of crazy movies, ending a saga that continues 20 years later, at the end we will see that yes there is some resemblance.

At the beginning of this movie sounds like the ticking of a clock, a mysterious appeal to symbolize something, the temporality of being and the immortality of ... the concept of standing fridge . But when resumes near the end, when a caretaker winds his watch as a protagonsita think will die, tic-tac, tic-tac ... The protagonist is passed what he had, as usual, and the movie never ends. For that reason alone deserves a apaluso to infamy. The symbolism was not such gafapastas duck down, this begins.

Silence - Ingmar Bergman (1963)

Since the beginning of a Bergman film, I've learned to notice what are the mental defects of each of the characters. First, a woman because of an unknown disease, probably mental, and that is about to die, he spends the entire movie masturbating and grumbling about everything. His sister is a Nordic carved to look like Sophia Loren , only uglier and more tits (this will have the opportunity to check repeated times in the film, as we shall see later), and that makes the water taste orcate local black pudding. And finally, a boy, the son of the Norse, which is apparently normal, but inconsistencies in the script seem to behave like a retard with an overdose of caffeine.

The film is different from the other two forming trilogy, and that the subject should try to address the religious issue. Perhaps one can say gafapasta understood that the total absence of God issue mean total loss of faith. Sure, and Die Hard 4 is the manifestation of a religious crisis of the ciborium. Another element are introducing tits to be a film of 1963, more tits are one of the latest films Bigas Luna , in total I seem to remember that there are at least four scenes with tits. And the last main element is the total irrelevance of dialogues fully triggered (and that gives me an idea for the song's end), only five dialogues throughout the film in which the first sentence has an answer.

Use the excuse that the players are temporarily in a foreign city whose language invented not understand, so to speak and that no one will answer. Must be a private joke Bergman. What an actor replied this movie to another: "THE SILENCE" , descojonante.

Bergman was aware that movies makes absurd, so when you wonder when they will leave the clowns in this circus appear ... Dwarves! Oh, yes, they speak a language poorly recorded and rural accent, as when in the spy movies speak to a guy with a mustache, the other guy with glasses that you have to translate what he says. But the language these people are a little familiar ... oh, is English, but as they say is loose filler phrases typical of their hometown, which is as well put in your luggage: Madrid, as " Come on, asshole "or" was good, dude . A little inaccurate, as all managers know that Madrid is on an island in the pacific and not in Mexico.

can not miss the scenes "But why what the fuck me all this? . In one, the concierge at the hotel which houses our beloved beings, tells the boy his life in an incomprehensible language, which he does not understand and while teaching some pictures of people sad and full of lice. The child of takes, runs away and hides under a carpet in a mysterious plane, let stand a little one. It does not get to know anything about them, or who out in them and even the janitor remembers them. And another: A tank crosses the street, outside the hotel where they are staying and then continues down the street shaking the walls. For that scene could have used a Diplodocus with a svastika painted pink and have the same or more impact to the plot.

The scene that made me more grace is the mother of the child who wears a white dress and goes to the street, take a coffee and the waiter makes pervert like you drop something under the table, with dissimulation in the ass, just to see if her skirt is no hair or wool.

Then she gets into a theater across the street and half a day, go inside a couple fucking epileptic which at the height of his best attack. Naked, the bartender looks down and perverted before. Shortly after returning to your room with spots, perhaps with a hand, strategically placed in the ass, back and breasts. His dying sister and masturbatory asked what has made ... but that tells you all the details.

I fuck the movie saying that the sick (that dies) leaves the little boy a mysterious role in the words of invented language of that city, as if the end point does fit all the pieces of a twisted and incoherent argument. The mother reads it, thinking, "What nonsense , it dies and says he writes as platypus, sock and all suck it up." I think the mother was illiterate and was actually written " I'm your mother. And the other is bitch" showing that Star Wars did not invent anything, tying in with what I said at the beginning of the article.

PS: At the end of the second article of this series I have seen that the kiosks are selling Bergman movies, I am glad that this series of destructive criticism have nothing to do with it. Anyway, it's a good opportunity to understand cinema putruñesco today. If you find them, it is mandatory purchase with GI Joe: The Movie also kiosks. It's just as bad but at least you will laugh more. Sale a villain called Piton , enough said.

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