Saturday, December 19, 2009

Can You Get Herpes Virus In Your Nose

Ja, mein Fuhrer: Arbeit Macht Frei

As you would Goebbels or the same newspaper El Mundo our Führer elected, let's make a list of victims of the Bill. As you know, if you live in a bucket held pads, the new law sustainable economy, which continues to be a futile attempt to gain confidence of the electorate before a dire situation in domestic policy (" ago lack that it mention?) external (as of Aminatu could have ended badly if it had depended on our tiernecito Morantinos ) and the full range of colors covering their ministries, includes a small amendment added (that pretty, as the corrupt U.S. senators) who has nothing to do with economics. This addition is the disavowal of former judges and their decisions to decide what content is legal and which are not online as decided by a small committee, paid for by taxes of the English, ie plus, hundreds of thousands euros a month, I suppose, and very sustainable, to decide which infringes the copyright, and therefore what is likely to be closed or banned.

Now to explain this: This is done because the pages with links to eMule and others were declared illegal by a court of many judges, as they are not copyrighted content stored on the page. The next step is, if the law does not favor me, passage of the law, that the cat is mine and I fuck when I want, and now I say what is illegal, not judges, and I'm going to pee on the rights of freedom expression, presumption of innocence and right to a fair with a corresponding jucie defense. These pages display links to external copyrighted content as that content almacenban not then they are not illegal. With this in mind what pages should be closed?

Let's start with what hurts most: Porn: Photos and videos are copyrighted porn and free pages that show, of course, are offering Free ... AND STORING! Oh, my God, in the opinion of the Minister Gonzalez-Sinde , deserve to die. Coincidentally

the lyrics of the songs are also copyrighted, therefore 97.8% of Fotolog profiles should close. Do you not know that by putting the lyrics of that song from Tokio Hotel after your laments about how much you hate Mondays deserve to die? So too the songs and videos with a soundtrack by Myspace and Facebook should disappear or be banned in Spain. This leads to a bigger enemy.

As we saw, pages that contain links to copyrighted content deserve to die. But what if that movie premiered looking last week at Google , that is, come to see it directly or enalces bajársela network. Therefore ... GOOGLE MUST DIE .

YouTube takes videos with copyright, or videos with a soundtrack by copyright, or your own videos made by you in full and have decided that copyright Youtube, and the label of the moment you delete them. Besides the television scenes. As the Ministry of Culture and the music market rule, YouTube , Dailymotion, Metacafe , Etc. must die.

Where you think that leaving the pictures that illustrate newspaper articles online. "Terrorist attack in London " accompanied by a photo of a mushroom cloud taken from the google search on the word "explosion" that warns: " this photo may have copyright ." The Country , World, Reason , AS, Marca , DNA , Digital Freedom, among others, and the newspaper where this happened: 20 Minutes must die yes.

But ... then, the web that the Ministry of Education with pictures, videos and sounds of cats GM (true) for free distribution, get rid? It is a web and has copyrighted content, even free distribution, like many things of eMule.

everything would not be bad, old home pages of the defunct Geocities including an annoying background music that could not also be flattened off.

And what about 4chan . But if it is full of photos from movies, characters and everything that can be used to make montages and flash animations.

The truth is that on the Internet any everything is shared immediately. Good thing here or put images or songs are put at the end of articles ... How? Why?

PS: Everything in this post can only be taken as a joke, like the law, which if enacted would be useless. If internet is what it is today is thanks to its users and is characterized by free access for everyone. Passing this law would be like saying that the law of gravity does not affect those who have diplomatic immunity to it.

Today: The Prodigy - (Fuck Them and) Their Law

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