saw in the previous post impossible gifts for 28 February. Today I will continue with gifts imposbles and, rare as they seem, are real. Yes, really, even if they seem.
Rammstein's new album is in stores and on closer megaupload vuesto not long ago. But few people know that was removed with a special edition case cash. Here on the left you can see. For only $ 250 (jarl) may have the disc Liebe ist für alle da (Love is for All and Tal) with everything needed to carry out that mission. The case has an interior with a wealth of detail, with mirrors, reflective logo and contains 6 translucent pink rubber cocks, handcuffs and a lubricant in addition to the disk. 
do not know how to Aerosmith not think of this before, but I think they offered their own truth. Now, the 6 guys are not to be the lucky owner / possessor is the fit every day of the week and rest on Sunday, as members of the band is 6. Will reproductions of his own dick? And, if so, who the fuck is 7 cm and thin as a noodle? Here you have a small hobby for up rivals each " miembrillo " with the corresponding band members. In the order of the photo are: A. Oliver Riedel (bass), B. Till Lindemann (vocals), C. Christopher Schneider (drums), D. Christian Lorenz (keyboards), E. Richard Kruspe (guitar), F. Paul Landers (guitar). As a clue I can point to that Lindemann was swimmer of the GDR and was about to be representative in the 1980 Moscow Olympic Games, with the amount of anabolic steroids that this implies, one can sense how big it was his penis, or so say urban legends, no? The good:
If you rock / heavy / etc:
It's Rammstein.
If you Choni:
have dicks.
The bad:
If you rock / heavy / etc:
have dicks.
If you Choni :
not include a brain.
And, continuing with the same subject, we have condoms Sarah Palin and Barack Obama . Now you can win the Nobel Peace Prize with the tip of the penis and less than a month after declaring war on Yemen with your fat guts, brave and cheer. 
top of that, KISS condoms. Gene Simmons recommends: Sex always ashamed to people, so when a guy snaps a condom there is KISS and Gene Simmons tongue hanging the situation be resolved quickly
I turn to ask How is that Aerosmith did not occur before
this? . Mmm, yes, Steven Tyler not use condoms and soon an army models with giant mouth eat up world. It is available in special edition Love Gun Protection. 
But that's not all, once Madonna also released her own line of condoms. The face that says on the box will not cut the roll so as Gene Simmons sticking his tongue out, explaining the metaphor that with your dick red condoms can be like yours (your language). But the truth is coming out ugly, not ugly, and my least seems like a good idea to promote chastity. This time there are no gifts for you, chonis. Weep not, next time will be.
Trivia: In this article has written three times the number six and has used six times the word cock (including this one).
Today: Depeche Mode - Strange Love .
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